Ah yes, Warwick. The psudo-scientist. His
'research' is ridiculed by everyone in the
field, and many outside. This is the person
who put a small transmitter in his arm and
called himself a cyborg. Got him some
attention in the media, but no scientific or
technological progress was made. Weve put
more advanced hardware in pets.
Now, the phone-home chip I remember reading
about. Any tech experts here will realise
the problem with the implanted mobile idea.
Battery life. Thats a GPS reciever to keep
running, and enough power to keep a mobile
phone running available on demand. That
would take a battery. Not a large one, but
implant batteries are larger than
conventionals because of the various layers
of protective cover needed. Warwick was
unable to solve that, or the problems of
fitting the GPS equipment in. At one stage
he thought he had it solved with an external
unit which only required the passive
presence of a chip to operate, but even the
tabloids didn't buy that one. The only use
for a chip would be identifying the bodies.
I suppose if you made it really powerful you
could use it to build a five-meter range
body finder to speed up the search, but
thats the limit.
Last I heard warwick was working on a
nuromotor interface (read 'probes stuck in
muscles') chip which has an estimated 0%
chance of achieveing the results he claims
to expect (ie dexterity and strength that
makes the Six Million Dollar Man look like a
toddler), and a chip which would, by some
unexplained means, give him constant
telepathic contact with his wife (who is
apparently increasingly reluctant).
NiceGuy2003: Well spotted, through your not
the first. Robert Rankin fan?
Nothing wrong with chip implants. Could make
great security. A 128-bit GUID
challenge-response chip would make an
unbeatable security system. Just gave your
hand over the scanner and if your public key
is on its list the door opens. Its what the
chips used for that raises issues.
There was something on TV once, a sci-fi
program. Cant remember the details, I only
saw the end. Hacker needed the manager for a
corporation to authorise the computers
self-destruct system with his chip, so he
put together a graphic of the "cancel"
screen on one computer, loaded the
self-destruct program on the one behind it,
turned off that monitor and swaped the
scanners over

Computers are deterministic,
its always the human factor that messes up.