This just in. Ice Cream is good for you! The creamey-ness of it really helps your immune system.

Check it out!

It's true. Scientists just proved it today.

No wait. They didn't.

This article will never be published, but whoever is reading it should print it and frame it cuz it's goin down in history!!!

WOOOOOO!!!!

Woa cool it was published. I knew I had a good point.

It wasn't published... you submitted it to the news tree, but it'll never see the front page.

IT WAS PUBLISHED!!!!!!!!

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