 Leviathan
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Date: November 8, 2002 @ 1:46 PM
You're serious?
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 Svensta
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Date: November 8, 2002 @ 2:17 PM
Deathly serious.
Meep
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 thumbtack
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Date: November 8, 2002 @ 2:21 PM
We even will ship it FREE!
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Your-Mom
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Date: November 8, 2002 @ 4:04 PM
I have heard that people are already trading illegal copies of the rare green bolt on some file sharing networks. Apparently someone has made an exact duplicate of the original(probably an inside job if you ask me). Once having a copy of the original they had to reverse-engineer the bolt to see exactly how the artist created this rare piece of Dmusic history. After revealing these secrets they began a mass production outfit on a cargo ship somewhere in international waters. Thousands of green bolts have been produced using modified blue bolt manufacturing machines and it is only a matter of time before everyone will have access to free green bolts that are identical to the original!
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EnwTheGood
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Date: November 8, 2002 @ 6:06 PM
Through advanced digital code-breaking reverse-encryption state-of-the-art copy-paste and right-click methods, I have managed to crack into the actual dmusic.com bolt warehouse!
In fact, I'm even able to give you free copies of the green bolt in question... All you must do is click the following link.
[DISCLAIMER: Clicking on the following link is probably illegal under some recent anti-piracy or copyright law. If you do indeed click on the provided link, you may or may not be held accountable for your actions and arbitrarily shot. By clicking on the link, you agree not to hold EnwTheGood or any of his family, friends, other Internet aliases accountable for your actions. Remember, DO NOT CLICK THE FOLLOWING LINK!!!!!!]
Click here: http://images.dmusic.com/greenbolt.gif |
thumbtack
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Date: November 8, 2002 @ 7:12 PM
That does it....places a call to the DIAA (DMusic Image Associaion of America)  |
 theguppykillers
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Date: November 8, 2002 @ 9:05 PM
if it could be used I would bid on it
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thumbtack
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Date: November 8, 2002 @ 10:03 PM
We've lowered the starting price to bid....from $10.00 to 1 cent...lets see some bids folks...
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Cryxan
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Date: November 9, 2002 @ 7:56 AM
You-Mom & EnwTheGood: lol!! 
This is really cute, but, uh, doesn't eBay have rules against this sort of thing?  |
EnwTheGood
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Date: November 9, 2002 @ 10:32 AM
No, actually. They're the copyright owner, and they're selling something they own.
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Svensta
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Date: November 9, 2002 @ 10:49 AM
DMusic is releasing the Leflaw Rio Bolt player which will allow you to have your legally purchsed bolt with you at all times. However you will be unable to show the bolt anywhere else, nor make copies of it, even for your own archiving purposes.
Further, the Leflaw Rio Bolt will incorporate some new ground-breaking technologies that will read the nature of every bolt fed into it, and should an illicit bolt be uploaded, the LRBP will not only permanently de-activate, it will wardrive to the nearest wi-fi link and upload your name and serial number into the legal offices of Leflaw.com for litiguous purposes.
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thumbtack
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Date: November 9, 2002 @ 11:53 AM
We have a bid!!!!!
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 mcarp555
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Date: November 9, 2002 @ 2:19 PM
When green bolts are outlawed, will only outlaws have green bolts?
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EnwTheGood
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Date: November 9, 2002 @ 2:55 PM
Just throwing my two cents in... Literally...  |
 TheWitchingHour
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Date: November 9, 2002 @ 10:15 PM
Oh I want that so bad
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EnwTheGood
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Date: November 9, 2002 @ 10:47 PM
Geez... it's up to $0.07! I don't know if I can afford to beat that!
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TheWitchingHour
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Date: November 10, 2002 @ 9:44 AM
If I win it I want it to have some useful value
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mtbatol
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Date: November 10, 2002 @ 4:49 PM
Hey, check out the bidding again yall  |
mtbatol
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Date: November 10, 2002 @ 4:53 PM
Crap, a buck?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!! grrrrrrrrr, people are playing hardball now  |
thumbtack
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Date: November 10, 2002 @ 8:05 PM
Wow it's $1.05 Now!
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 bastardsofglory
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Date: November 11, 2002 @ 6:57 PM
way out of my league  |
 JCASTELLAIN
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Date: November 14, 2002 @ 6:22 AM
can I get a green drum?
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