The drama with yo daddy's momma continues HERE in DMusical Notes...

In the last 3 days I've gotten more than a few "complaints" about everybody else at this site... wah wah quit yer crying to me kids, they fall on deaf ears... er well in this case blind eyes... damn... uh how about I just don't really care about your little squabbles? I have children I need to beat at home as it is.

Then there's the ever so brilliant pointwh0re who's sole purpose of being here seems to be ripping on the people of this site. Why one would come to this site with an antagonizing name and a bad attitude and expect to be treated with a heart of gold is beyond me. Now he/she/dumbass threatened me that he/she/dumbass will sue DMusic because some of you kiddies out there are trying to hack his/her/dumbass' computer. I don't know who you are but give'em a break. I'm not afraid of being sued, shit a lawyer owns this friggin website, but that's just childish.

Mail a letter bomb and kill'em. Or track their family members and burn their houses down.

I'm just joking.

You A-holes are so sensitive some times.

Anyway... this genius we have feels so compelled to cause trouble this is what he/she/dumbass had to say to me in my shout box today:

and my DM Bible is more orginal than yer dm notes so :P =D

and this the other day:

...go ahead. yer dmusical notes suck cock. yer copy and pasting sucks, you have no real skills and your hardwear reviews are nonexistant."

My response to that is... ummm... someone has too much free time on their hands. My DMusical Notes DO suck cock, they suck them as good as a vietnamese whore... heh... funny that I get a message about sucking cock from a person who call themself a whore.

As far as originality... how ORIGINAL is it to take SOMEBODY ELSE'S article and paste it in another article and then comment on it? Well... I'd say it's NOT ORIGINAL you dumb sorry sack. It's why it's called a copy and paste article. As far as it sucking. I don't know how I'm doing a bad job at that... maybe I'm hitting CTRL-C and CTRL-P way too fast. Or maybe... OOOOOHHHHH I know how I'm doing it bad. I MUST be screwing up when I highlight. That part always gets me. It's tricky business highlighting pieces of articles. But you must forgive me oh whore-god of highlighting I'm JUST NOT AS WORTHY of your highlighting skills. You are truly the master of the cut and paste. Idiot.

See the problem with pointy is that he/she/dumbass doesn't seem to comprehend what people are trying to say. I told... pointy that if some dude off the street walked right up to you, in your face and called you a piece of $h!t wouldn't you punch that person in the face? Now if that person then starts wondering why they're being hated they've got to be either too stupid to comprehend or have never met a real human being before in their life. I still don't think he/she/dumbass understands. I'll probably get another note saying "oh so it's ok for them to threaten me?"

No but it's also NOT ok for you to attack them.

So what I'm getting to is all you idiots stop your squabbling. Let the F-er babble whatever pointy points he/she/dumbass wants. This is just an attention hound looking to get someone to notice them because maybe they're too ugly to meet a significant other or mommy and daddy never paid them enough attention when they were little. I don't know go ask Dr. Drew.

Wow that's a LOOONNGGG opener much unlike my pecker. Which I've been told is nice, but I ain't ever gonna be a porn star.

Before we head off to do some a'newsin' I want to spread the word of Titler. This site is the wackiest thing I've ever seen. There are random links EVERYWHERE and the page never loads up the same. It's pure insanity and is quite a good time. It's also completely flash I believe so you will need that plug-in and you may need a connection of faster than 56k because there is a LOT of content. I don't even dare try it on my connection. I've been playing on my friend's cable modem today.

Try it out though... if you dare.

Now for some news.

Lost Nirvana Song Found
Credit Mtv News

Kurt Cobain fans are closer to Nirvana than they have been in years.

A studio version of the unreleased Nirvana track "You Know You're Right" has surfaced online in its entirety. The song, which was reportedly recorded in January 1994, less than three months before frontman Cobain took his own life with a shotgun in his Seattle home, is expected to a appear on the long-awaited Nirvana greatest-hits album, which, according to Courtney Love, is due by Christmas.

A Universal Music Group spokesperson, however, said that while the LP would come out, there was no specific release date.

By Monday morning (September 23), several Web sites were streaming or had otherwise made available "You Know You're Right," another bursting confessional by the tortured Cobain, akin to tunes such as "Rape Me" and "Stay Away," with Nirvana's trademark soft/loud dynamic best displayed in "Milk It," and a similar sentiment to "All Apologies."

Prefaced with atonal harmonics, Cobain moans the opening lines, "I would never bother you/ I would never promise to," while a harrowing, rumbling melody trudges along. The chorus, in typical Nirvana fashion, explodes with inarticulate rage as Cobain repeatedly holds his scream of "Pain" for a full four measures before slurring into the song's title. Squalling guitar lines pierce through the manic fuzz, twisting around each other to cascade into a noisy maelstrom by song's end.

There's more to go. So click on the title link. Damn I downloaded the song the second I saw the article, and I must say it sounds GREAT! Oh man, oh man that was pure fun and excitement for me. Nirvana was the best. You kids... you don't know good music with your damn Limp Bizkit and your Puff Daddys. Nirvana was the Shiznit.

Britney Spears wins a Children's Choice award
Credit Yahoo News

(9/23/02, 5 p.m. ET) -- Britney Spears and Los Angeles's Universal Amphitheatre will be honored with the prestigious Children's Choice Award at the Neil Bogart Memorial Fund's (NBMF) annual Bogart Tour For A Cure on November 4 in L.A.

Spears will receive the award for her strong commitment to children's issues and charitable giving. Spears's contributions to kids include her Britney Spears Foundation, which creates playrooms for sick children on extended hospital stays, and the Britney Spears Camp For The Performing Arts, which offers disadvantaged children the opportunity to learn from top acting, singing, and dancing professionals during a 10-day camp stay in Cape Cod, Massachusetts. Spears also raised a million dollars during her recent Dream Within A Dream tour for the children who were victims of the September 11 attacks.

"It is an honor to be recognized in the music industry for my commitment to children," said Spears. "I get so much out of seeing a child's self-esteem and happiness grow through the projects I have worked on. To be recognized for this is amazing."

This year's Bogart Tour For A Cure will commence with a preshow reception on the Universal Studios lot, followed by an evening of entertainment paying tribute to 30 historic years of performances at the Universal Amphitheatre. The legendary venue has hosted more than 3,500 events since 1972. Dick Clark will open and close the show. Spears will not be performing in the show, but she will attend the evening as a guest of honor.

The NBMF is dedicated to funding cutting-edge bench-to-bedside research at the Children's Hospital in Los Angeles. As part of the T.J. Martell Foundation, the NBMF has raised more than $175 million over the past 27 years to fund groundbreaking research in the areas of pediatric cancer, leukemia, and AIDS ( news - web sites). For information about the Bogart Tour For A Cure, please visit tjmartellfoundation.org.

Yeah... can you tell it's a slow news day? Yay Britney won an award... now strip!

Heh... I lied she didn't pose nude you idiots.

Sued for Silence
Credit Yahoo News

LONDON - What price silence?



Six figures, as British musician Mike Batt found out when he included a one-minute silence on the latest album by his rock group, The Planets.

Batt agreed Monday to pay an undisclosed six-figure sum to the John Cage Trust, after publishers of the late American composer sued him for compensation, claiming he had plagiarized Cage's 1952 composition, "4'33," which was totally silent.

Handing over a check for the undisclosed sum on the steps of the High Court in London, Batt professed himself "relieved that we have been able to settle this one out of court.

"This has been, albeit a gentlemanly dispute, a most serious matter and I am pleased that Cage's publishers have finally been persuaded that their case was, to say the least, optimistic," he said.

"We are, however, making this gesture of a payment to the John Cage Trust in recognition of my own personal respect for John Cage and in recognition of his brave and sometimes outrageous approach to artistic experimentation in music."

Batt credited his piece — "A One Minute Silence" — to "Batt/Cage" on "Classical Graffiti," the latest album by The Planets.

Nicholas Riddle, managing director of Cage's publishers, Peters Edition, who accepted the check, said the publishers were prepared to defend the concept of a silent piece because it was a valuable artistic concept with a copyright.

"We are nevertheless very pleased to have reached agreement with Mr. Batt over this dispute, and we accept his donation in good spirit," said Riddle.

Oh dear god... I'm appalled by this. They won 6 figures from a guy who wanted to do a minute of silence on his album? This sickens me. I'm gonna sue the next time I smell someone's fart. Cause that's where we are in the world now.

Yeah it's a short news day... I've been here way too long tonight as well.

Let's get to some Other News.

The Hummas for a Dummas
Credit Yahoo News

JERUSALEM (Reuters) - A 91-year-old Israeli died after his caregiver spread a paste-like dishwashing detergent on his bread instead of hummus, police said on Monday.

The caregiver, who had worked for the old man for five years, told police he could not read the Hebrew writing on the detergent's container and served it up when the man asked for some hummus, a chickpea spread popular in the Middle East.

Police said the caregiver called an ambulance when his employer fell ill on Saturday but the man died in the hospital.

"We are checking to see whether there was criminal intent or whether it was a negligent homicide," a police spokesman said.

You Dirty Rat
Credit Yahoo News

SYDNEY (Reuters) - An Australian court fined three people A$375 ($206) Monday for abandoning a pet rat named Rosy.

Animal rights campaigners in the eastern state of Queensland were delighted with the fine and dozens of people had offered to take in Rosy the albino rat, which was dumped in a cage by the side of the road, local media reported.

Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals inspector Gary Langford told reporters outside the magistrates court in Mackay, a small town in northern Queensland, that he had received at least 40 offers to give Rosy a home.

"There's an extremely large amount of rodent fans out there in Mackay," Langford told the Australian Broadcasting Corp.

Neither Langford nor the Mackay magistrates court could be reached for comment.

OK so the guy couldn't read... that's forgivable... but how they hell does the old guy not TASTE the difference between Hummus and Detergent... I've had Hummus before no where NEAR the same taste as Detergent.

Mickey Mouse was later interview and was quoted saying, "It's just not right. I can't believe these sons of bitch would abandon a big beautiful girl like Rosy on a street corner like that. You a$$holes in Australia should be given the harshest penalty; castration."

No further comments were available due to Mickey's lawyer intervening. Calls to Rosy's residency were not answered.

Well that's it for your good times today. It's been fun.

Goodnight.

Joe

Go Joe, get it off yer chest!

Yey! Nirvana song! I'm looking for it now

Hmm, working for the same person for 5 years and never confused hummus with detergent before?? BS

And I see that silence in songs is now copyrighted. Well I fart in their general direction, so sue me

*not second post*

why did you waiste your time on giving pointwhore attention. thats what 'IT' wants

Go Nirvana. Heard it on the radio for the first time today. So good. So damn good. The silence was quite funny. What will be sued for next?

Keep on with the DMNotes!!!!

I still wish Britney would strip.