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DMusical Notes: X Marks the Drugs
Posted by AdminMrXero in on September 20, 2002 at 1:34 AM



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HA HA HA HA Oh lord I've been watching this new soap opera called D Music of our Lives and it cracks me up. It's a riot and a half let me fill you in... This dude named Nin pisses off a girl named Lin and a whole slew of other girls by being a little bit too... er... manish. But then tries to post an apology that sounds like a letter from an obsessive stalker ex. Only these two have never dated. Well the drama continues until this dude named Xero comes into the mix and starts causing a whole slew of halarious mishaps and comotion. You should go check it out here.

Y'know I never even knew we had a complaint forum... I should digging around to see if there's a complaint on me in there. Nah... I'm sure there are only just a few dicussion groups about me being a closet case homosexual. But I'm here to clear things up. I'm just merely a pedophile...er... uh scratch that... in fact forget I even said that last sentence and this one.

Let's move on.

Yeah.

Couldn't get through Changing Lanes last night... decent movie but it was just WAAAAY too late when I got to it. Gonna make another attempt tonight. Though it IS already 1 in the AM and I'm not nearly finished.

Any of you seen that wacky Nintendo Gamecube Commercial for Animal Crossing? It's got cheezy puppets acting like they're on the Real World. Anyway picked up the game becaues I've heard MANY good things about it since it's release in Japan and... gotta say it's a really unique game. It uses real time so if I went on to play it now everyone is alsleep. Now it's not your traditional video game though, because this game has no real objective and definately no ending. Which is why it's so sweet. You just kind of do things all day and communicate with villagers. A nice little relaxing game. No real worries about screwing things up.

It's nice

It's a slower news day but here it is.



FatBoySlim's Music Leads to Drug Death
Credit Yahoo News

Ecstasy and alcohol were in the system of a 26-year-old woman when she fell to death at a Fatboy Slim concert in Brighton, England in July, a pathologist told U.K. authorities. Karen Manders, an Australian nurse, fell 20 feet and suffered severe head injuries as a quarter-million fans departed the July 14 seafront concert.

Speaking at an inquest on Wednesday (September 18 ), Dr. Neera Patel said that Manders had taken ecstasy, also known as MDMA, and had more than two times the legal limit of alcohol in her system. "It is likely that she would have been disoriented in terms of not knowing who she was or where she was," Patel said, according to the BBC. "In my opinion, this level of MDMA, together with the alcohol, would have affected her behavior."

The incident was ruled an accidental death. "As a family we are satisfied with the verdict," the victim's brother, Jason Manders said. "We are happy that it was properly investigated and we attach no blame to anyone."
Actually not really. It was an "accident"... but what they didn't note is her last words were: "must... must... get away... from horrible... repeating... techno... music." What this cryptic message could possibly mean is beyond what authorities could say.

See this is a good reason not to do X... the other reason is after you have sex on X you'll never enjoy it again at least quite the same. Would you want to ruin sex? I sure wouldn't.


Rolling Stones on HBO
Credit Zentertainment


The Rolling Stones have committed to appearing in their first live TV concert special for HBO. The concert will air from Madison Square Garden on January 18, 2003. "The Rolling Stones are truly the world's greatest rock and roll band, and we're delighted that they've chosen HBO for this live TV concert event," said HBO senior vice president of original programming Nancy Geller.
Wow... they were on the Ed Sullivan show lo those many years ago... now they're performing on HBO... will they ever die? Aren't they older than the Beatles? I wonder if Jagger still bangs a whole slew of womean when he's out on the road. These are the questions I'm sure runs through everyone's minds when they think of the Rolling Stones.

George Harrison Tribute
Credit Zentertainment

The roster has been announced for the November 29 tribute concert to former late Beatle George Harrison. The show, which will take place at Royal Albert Hall in London, will include Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr, Eric Clapton, Tom Petty, Jeff Lynne, Jools Holland, Jim Keltner, Michael Kamen, Joe Brown, Ravi Shankar, Michael Palin and Eric Idle. Peter Frampton and Bob Dylan may also join the performances. All proceeds will go to cancer research.
Well that's good but who's funding the concert and where's it being played?

Unfortuneately the Rolling Stones, who were invited, won't be attending the tribute show because of their support of cancer. Keith Richards was quoted saying,

"I can not honestly support this cause, because cancer has been keeping me alive these last 15 years. In fact if it wasn't for my cancer consuming my heart and beating in place of it, I don't think I'll be able to play that upcoming concert for HBO in January that was mentioned earlier in this very article... cough... cough."




Well told you it was a short but sweet day... but fret not you DMusical junkies for I have for you TONS of Other News!

Musicians... get your record played
Credit Yahoo News

PORTO ALEGRE, Brazil (Reuters) - A gun-toting musician forced a southern Brazilian radio station to play his debut album for more than an hour after apparently having no luck opening the doors of show business, the man's father said.

Marcus Vinicius dos Santos, 27, the vocalist for the rock group ACC -- a Portuguese acronym for "Beyond the Gray Sky" -- stormed disc jockey Marcio Paz's booth at Atlantida FM in the city of Porto Alegre and forced him to play his album "Phases of Life."

"He is a quiet boy," his father, Getulio dos Santos, told Reuters. "I'm surprised by what happened."

The five-member band portrays itself on its Web site http://www.accpop.com as futuristic superheroes living in a post-apocalyptic world. Vinicius dos Santos goes by the name "Cram" and wears Alice Cooper-style black eye makeup.

The episode on Wednesday was reminiscent of the 1994 Hollywood movie "Airheads," in which dimwitted members of a rock band, fed up with rejection from music industry executives, take matters into their own hands and hijack a radio station to air their songs.

The Brazilian incident ended after about 70 minutes when Vinicius dos Santos surrendered to police, who had evacuated the building. Nobody was injured in the incident and Paz later informed listeners where they could buy the band's album.


Prophecy Blood
Credit Yahoo News

NAPLES, Italy (Reuters) - The substance many Neopolitans believe is the dried blood of their patron saint liquefied right on cue on Thursday, in a twice-yearly "miracle."

Thousands of faithful crammed into Naples cathedral to see the blood of the fourth century Saint Gennaro turn from powder to liquid, which they see as a good omen for the city and the world. The miracle has been recorded almost without fail for the past 600 years -- on September 19, the saint's feast day, and on the first Saturday in May. When the blood has remained dry, tragedies have followed.

Scientists have confirmed that the substance inside the closed vial is blood but cannot explain why it regularly turns to liquid.

Cardinal Michele Giordano told the congregation this year's miracle was particularly good, because the blood had liquefied in less than an hour.

"It's an extraordinary event, also because you can clearly see that the blood has changed color and there's more of it," Girodano said holding up the glass vial.

Disaster has struck at least five times after the blood failed to liquefy. In 1527 the plague killed 40,000 people and more recently in November 1980 some 3,000 people died in a massive earthquake ( news - web sites) that struck southern Italy.


It's getting hot in here so cut off all your limbs
Credit Yahoo News

SYDNEY (Reuters) - An Australian man cut off the little finger on his right hand, then his scrotum, then his penis and finally his left hand in a drug-induced act of self-mutilation after arguing with his wife.

The man, believed to be high on amphetamines, attacked himself with a carving knife Tuesday in the town of Inverell 400 miles north of Sydney, police said Thursday.

"It is the most bizarre thing I have seen in 16 years in the police force," Inverell inspector Dave Harrington told Reuters.

Harrington said the 38-year-old man cut off his little finger while arguing with his wife inside their Inverell house and then chased her outside.

"He then proceeded to dismember his member," he said.

Police said the man was lucky ambulance officers witnessed the attack and prevented him from bleeding to death, adding that police recovered several body parts and packed them in ice in the hope they could be reattached.

The man was flown to Sydney for emergency microsurgery and was now in a stable condition, police said.


Hmm... I liked Airheads better. I wonder if ACC sold any records? Well I guess that's a good way to get some airtime... why aren't you DMusic musicians as passionate about your music?

Cool. I want a vial of Saint's blood... I bet it's all a hoax and that it's not the same blood in the vial every time.

Another reason not to do drugs... though I doubt cutting off my limbs is something I'd do if I were messed up beyond belief... well maybe my big toe... it's been infected for about 5 months now and I'm getting sick of it. Maybe I'll chop it off in the morning.

Well gotta go. I'll be back Monday for more wheeling and dealing. And remember kids don't operate construction equipment when you're under the influence of drugs and alcohol... just get in your car and drive on home.

Joe



User Comments

Bluesmcarp555
Date: September 20, 2002 @ 2:14 AM
Uh, I think the Harrison concert is at the Royal Albert Hall, like it said in the article. Hope I can get tickets!

First Post!
(sorry Bill)
ElectronicCoffine
Date: September 20, 2002 @ 4:12 AM
heh k think I'll go hold up my local radio station. Could use the air time hehe.
ElectronicCoffine
Date: September 20, 2002 @ 4:13 AM
as the 'dmusic world turns' would make for a good soap. :D (Big Grin)
Advancedmtbatol
Date: September 20, 2002 @ 10:34 AM
Damn, cut off your own penis??? Ehh I would much rather shoot myself instead of going through that torture.

And no Joe no one will throw up any complaints about you, you're a-o-k wit us, no problems here dawg :D (Big Grin)


**files a complaint of Joe not sharing any of the "Bikini Bunny Car Wash" trilogy series on tape and dvd :P (Razz)
AdminMrXero
Date: September 20, 2002 @ 11:03 AM
oh I must have passed over that line when I was reading... whoops. It was nearly 2 AM when I got to the articles.
AdminMrXero
Date: September 20, 2002 @ 12:16 PM
I probably read Albert Hall and thought it was just some musician I never heard of.
Advancednintendomaster
Date: September 20, 2002 @ 4:24 PM
u know, Mr.Xero that is none of ur business. Besides, most of th stuff is not true. And u called urself a writer.

As for Animal Crossing, I did see that commercial. Very freaky game, for a child's game. The only good things about this game is the simply controls, the connectivity with ur Gameboy Advance (so can play the NES classics :)) (Very Happy), and how the townpeople can communicate. Overall, this would be great for the children. As for the teens and adults, u might wanna check it out. But i would back away from it. It may be one of the most anticipation Gamecube games this year, but it sure came out okay.

U might try out the 4 best Gamecube games:

Star Fox: Dinosaur Planet: I must say that Rare is the best UK video games compenies ever (in my book). It all started during the first date it launched the Nintendo Gamecube on November 25th, 2001 (i think). They show the prototype all over E3, and they r still working on it. What i loved about Rare is that they do not rush in their finest products. That is why that in the fall, u will see Rare's greatest game ever, since the success of Perfect Dark and Goldeneye for the N64.

Metroid Prime: When people found out that Metroid will make a comback to Nintendo, they were in absolute shock. From the people of Retro Studios (Dallas, Texas), they had done a tremendous job with this first-person shooter. Remember, this game hasn't been made for over 10 years. So far, the graphics for this FPS was one of the most impressive games for the Gamecube. The lighting, textures, polygons are such a nice touch to the game. So if u want this action/FPS game for ur Gamecube, this is it. By the way, Metroid is a girl, don't u know :) (Smile)

Mario Sunshine: Even though this game was out less than a month ago (Aug. 28th), this game was out of this world. You play Mario (odviously), as you set urself in a sizzling vacation. As you arrived, the place is like Miami Beach, with a twist of Nintendo power. Then, the people from the town accused Mario of adding chaos to the town. Then, the major of this town told u to get rid of the brown, fudgey, gunk, that was all over the town. Of couse, u agreed. Now, people say that this game had problems with the camera angles and wasn't pretty enough. But the main point of this game is the gameplay. Nintendo was recognized by developing games with tremendous gameplay. But, what people don't know is that the game did took advantaged to the Gamecube's hardware just for alittle bit. I promise you, when u start the game, you will never get ur ass out of that chair :) (Smile). because this game is huge (both different worlds), items to collect, and lots and lots of jumping :) (Smile). What do u excspt, this is a Mario game :D (Big Grin). well, I highly recommend this game for anyone that wants to have fun.

Zelda: The best game of last century was The Legends of Zelda: The Ocurina of Time for the N64. Now, Nintendo has done it again....but as a cartoon? Yes, my friends, Link is goin two dimentional. This style of graphics is called "cel shading" (games like Jet Set Radio for Dreamcast). When the people saw the first footage of this game back in Spaceworld 2001 in August, people tend to have doubts about the game. Then, as this year's E3 (Electronic Entertainment Expo), they finally showed more of the Zelda game. Now, everybody is immpressed how the Gamecube went to new heights. Now, ur job (Link) is to find ur long lost sister? His sister is an leader of some pirate squad. Overall, this game can be one of the best of its class.

Whew, maybe i show be an editor :D (Big Grin)
Rockmilladrive
Date: September 20, 2002 @ 9:27 PM
It is every bit and parcel Joe's business. He is staff at this site, sumpm you seem to have forgotten how to respect in order to get along. You don't respect women, and you don't respect the storekeepers. You're just fascinating.









Of course, I'm lookin' forward to that Stones show, bein' an old fart such as myself. And I sure hope they televise that tribute. That could be good. 8) (Cool)
AdminMrXero
Date: September 21, 2002 @ 1:01 AM
It IS my business, you know why???

Cause I DO WHAT I WANT!!!! UH HUH UH HUH.
Advancednintendomaster
Date: September 21, 2002 @ 1:18 AM
say what u please, u know that's not true :) (Smile)
Bluesmcarp555
Date: September 21, 2002 @ 1:23 AM
Little children should be seen, and not heard. Isn't that right, pussy boy?
Advancednintendomaster
Date: September 21, 2002 @ 1:24 AM
(sarcastic) um yes, ur very mature when u gave that statement, just barrel of laughs
Advancednintendomaster
Date: September 21, 2002 @ 1:25 AM
Here is a saying "If u can't say something nice, don't say anything." Now, who the child? :D (Big Grin)

*looking down to him* hello child
Bluesmcarp555
Date: September 21, 2002 @ 1:32 AM
Yeah kid, whatever.
Advancednintendomaster
Date: September 21, 2002 @ 1:34 AM
right back at ya, Papa Smurf :) (Smile)
Advancednintendomaster
Date: September 21, 2002 @ 1:34 AM
this was just a joke, so where is ur humor :) (Smile)
Rockmilladrive
Date: September 21, 2002 @ 7:32 AM
"Here is a saying 'If u can't say something nice, don't say anything.' Now, who the child?"

http://www.dmusic.com/forum/complaints/1896-100#127 --> If u can't say something nice, don't say anything.
AdvancedNeoFlash
Date: September 21, 2002 @ 10:35 AM
OK break it up people! I don't like seeing fights, online or when a senior comes up to me(freshman) in hs!
Advancedmtbatol
Date: September 21, 2002 @ 2:44 PM
Just kick him in the kneecaps providing you're wearing a pair of boots and give him an axe kick in the face or a spinning back kick in the gut neo....

And remember folks... peace is the solution, not violence, if someone is punching you in the face don't fight back... just talk to him with your bloody nose and reason :) (Smile)
AdvancedNeoFlash
Date: September 21, 2002 @ 5:12 PM
heh heh, thanks meatball. No, I usually grab a cut off piece of a metal baseball bat I have, cut it off with a powersaw, and keep it in my pocket, and threaten to hit him with it. the few who are stupid enough to fight a heavy piece of metal, get real ****** up!
AdminMrXero
Date: September 21, 2002 @ 10:56 PM
I usually tackle the guy and scream that I have AIDS as I bleed and spit all over him.

Then I wipe the blood from my face and I jam my hand in his mouth making sure that he swallows some of my blood. Then I jam my own finger down my throat while I am on top and vomit all over him.

Then years later I find his daughter and impregnate her with my demon seed just to spite him some more.
AdminMrXero
Date: September 21, 2002 @ 10:56 PM
And I CAN do what I want... Just watch...

See that? I just did it.
Advancednintendomaster
Date: September 22, 2002 @ 12:04 AM
somebody would be a perfect terrorist? :D (Big Grin)
AdminMrXero
Date: September 22, 2002 @ 2:44 AM
If I were a terrorist I'd fling poop.
Advancednintendomaster
Date: September 22, 2002 @ 2:49 AM
You interesting, makes me wanna stop by at "Eat At Xero's" and purchase Today's Special: poop :D (Big Grin)
Advancednintendomaster
Date: September 22, 2002 @ 2:50 AM
if you wanna know, that was a joke :P (Razz)
AdminMrXero
Date: September 22, 2002 @ 3:12 AM
No today's special is: used condom.

Poop was last night
Classicalweaponzero
Date: September 22, 2002 @ 11:08 AM
god, this site is viscious now.
AlienChillinBuzz
Date: September 22, 2002 @ 11:12 AM
Joe's not been attending church recently :D (Big Grin)
Advancednintendomaster
Date: September 22, 2002 @ 2:15 PM
ewwwww @ Joe. Sorry man, I'll stop by at Jack In The Box for an Ultimate Bacon Cheeseburger meal...mmmmm :P (Razz)
AdminMrXero
Date: September 22, 2002 @ 3:37 PM
I've gone CRAZZZZZYY
AdminMrXero
Date: September 22, 2002 @ 3:44 PM
Nah I've always been vulgar. But only when I'm in a good mood.
AlienChillinBuzz
Date: September 22, 2002 @ 3:51 PM
Time for confession :D (Big Grin) u shouldnt fling poop, you'll get your hands dirty :p (Joking)
Advancednintendomaster
Date: September 22, 2002 @ 6:43 PM
indeed, listen to chill. As for being crazy, don't worry about. Everyone got a little craziness in all of us. Don't worry about it, Joe. :) (Smile)
Advancednintendomaster
Date: September 22, 2002 @ 6:44 PM
So, what do you think about this prediction gaming reviews, Joe? :P (Razz)
AdminMrXero
Date: September 22, 2002 @ 9:21 PM
didn't read them... too long... do it when I feel like reading a whole lot of stuff at once.
Advancednintendomaster
Date: September 22, 2002 @ 11:30 PM
alright, just checkin :) (Smile)
DMemberebjcoat
Date: September 23, 2002 @ 12:03 AM
who's up for sex on E with me?
C'mon, it'll be fun!

what about sex with yourself on XTC, would that effect sex in the future?

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