Posted by MrXero in on January 28, 2002 at 10:48 PM
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Well now looks like Angelo declared today potty mouth day!!! So Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuckity shit fucker! M#tha Fuck too. Yeah I love that fucking word, makes for great journalism.
So Fucking what? I'm a fucking potty mouth what of it? Here's your Profanity edition of D Musical Notes, you shithead!
Dammit, I had a cool little game today but somebody erased the fun part off of the Dmusic server, whoever is doing the erasing can you PLEASE ask the author before you delete their post, at least ask the Admins. I was going to use it tonight but I suppose I'll just hold it off until I can repost that other part later.
It's late so I'm gonna hurry and get this done quick.
Here's your fucking news...

BMG offers Portable Downloads!!
Credit Cnet News
News Bite:
Under the deal, RioPort said it secured rights to distribute BMG songs via its upcoming music subscription service, dubbed PulseOne. The distribution license also includes the right to transfer songs to portable devices and other consumer electronics products such as music phones, digital stereos and set-top boxes.
The deal comes shortly after the major labels launched their paid subscription services, MusicNet and Pressplay, in a move to shift the online music scene from free file-swapping services. MusicNet and Pressplay, however, have yet to allow songs to be downloaded to portable devices, giving RioPort a head start in this heat of the online music race.
T.S. Kelly, principal analyst at Nielsen/NetRatings, said that because most people want to be able to take their music with them, "portability is a key component in making a lot of these music services work."
Want some more, here it is
Joe's D-Thoughts:
Well it looks like it's a step in the right direction. I'm glad that someone in the industry is seeing that there is a market for portable digital music players and that people want to use them. With the vast library that BMG has, it's a pretty nice deal, now that we're BMG is walking the right way lets see if the rest of the industry follows.
Aaron Lewis makes Linkin Park depressing
Credit Mtv News
News Bite:
Staind singer Aaron Lewis will be heard on a new version of the Linkin Park single "Crawling" on the Southern California rap-rock band's upcoming remix album.
Lewis recorded harmonies for the song in Linkin Park's bus on the Family Values Tour last fall, Linkin Park DJ Joseph Hahn said Thursday. Hahn described the track, remixed by vocalist Mike Shinoda, as spacey and twice as long as the three-minute original.
Linkin Park are shooting for a May release date for the still-untitled album, which will feature remixes of the tracks on their debut, Hybrid Theory, the best-selling album of 2001.
Read the rest of the article here
Joe's D-Thoughts:
I'm a pretty big fan of Linkin Park myself and Aaron Lewis is pretty good as well, but his stuff is so mopey sometimes, oh well I think Linkin Park is one of those bands that will sound really good remixed, their stuff is very well mixed to begin with and hearing it altered would be just plain sweet.
The Billboard Charts
Credit Zen
-----> BILLBOARD CHART ----->
For the week ending February 2nd, according to SOUNDSCAN
1/ New ALAN JACKSON Drive [Arista Nashville - 1 - 423k]
2/ 1 CREED Weathered [Wind-Up - 9 - 128k]
3/ 2 LINKIN PARK Hybrid Theory [WB - 4 - 93k]
4/ 4 NICKLEBACK Silver Side Up [Roadrunner - 19 - 78k]
5/ 3 LUDACRIS Word of Mouf [Def Jam - 8 - 76k]
6/ 7 JA RULE Pain Is Love [Def Jam - 16 - 66k]
7/ 5 NAS Stillmatic [Columbia - 5 - 63.775k]
8/ 12 USHER: 8701 [Arista - 24 - 63.75k]
9/ 6 PINK Missundaztood [Arista - 9 - 63.5k]
10/ 10 ENYA A Day Without Rain [Reprise - 61 - 62.8k]
43/New WILLIE NELSON The Great Divide [Lost Highway - 1 - 23k]
Tuesday's New CD releases
Credit Zen
**CHEMICAL BROTHERS Come With Us (Astralwerks)
*N.E.R.D. In Search Of... (Virgin)
*NUSRAT FATEH ALI KHAN Body & Soul (Real World)
THIEVERY CORPORATION Sounds From the Verve Hi-Fi
LO FIDELITY ALLSTARS Don't Be Afraid of Love
DAWN ROBINSON Dawn (Q/Atlantic)
SHAGGY Mr. Lover Lover: Best of...
CRACKER Forever (Back Porch)
MOODROOM Hung Up On Breathing (Fowl)
Plus... ASPHALT JUNGLE, BLIND MELON, DAVID BRIDIE, CITIZEN COPE,
DJ ENCORE, DREAM THEATER, ECHOBRAIN, JULIA FORDHAM,
JACK JOHNSON, JOI, ROY JONES, MONTELL JORDAN, KING
DIAMOND, MARC MOULIN, JOHN SCOFIELD, BEN TAYLOR,
TEENAGE FANCLUB & JAD FAIR, THE UNDECIDED,
UNWRITTEN LAW, WEST COAST BAD BOYZ, HANK WILLIAMS
III, X-ECUTIONERS, and the soundtrack to LONGSHOT.

Man we go from no one writing articles to everyone writing articles...
Here we go:
Dave Marsh has a new article about Pete Townshend's book, read it here.
User mr2v's article got authorized so check that out. It's got a question a lot of you want answered. Here it is.
Heidi brings you news on Pressplay and BMI's (who's headquarters I spent some time at last year) new deal. Read that one by clicking here
Looks like Heidi had beat me to the Rioport news as well, hmm oh well here's a link to her article on the matter.
Bill Evans has info on the Concert for Artists's rights. Go here to know more.
Finally, Angelo has his daily recap that allows everyone to swear today. Go and check it out.

Well now that all the important stuff is out of the way I can go back to swearing like a crazy man! Fuck fuck fuck, shit fuck shit.
Geez I hope kids don't read my article... What am I saying?
I hope SOMEBODY actually reads my articles, I bet most of you all just skim through the nonesense and then decide to post at the bottom, well actually not that many of you post at the bottom either. :P to all of you.
Here'n lies a question if Angelo says it's ok to swear today does that mean I can do what I am doing? Am I taking this too far? If I tell all of you to go Fuck yourselves and fuck off, am I being way too agressive? Should I only stick to phrases like, "Fuck the Big Fat Cat Music producers" or "Shit on Mariah Carey's face, that money grubbing cunt-whore"?
I ponder these things as I write and as I write I hope I don't get fired tomorrow.
Oh and remember boys and girls these are my opinions only so if you got to sue somebody for this mess sue me but all I really own is this computer and it sucks.
Ok, I'm fucking going to my shitty bed that smells like shit and cunt.
That's it for the All Profanity edition.
Goodnight,
Joe
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User Comments
RyanS
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Date: January 29, 2002 @ 12:53 AM
First post bitches 
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Yianaki
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Date: January 29, 2002 @ 1:13 AM
M#tha Fuck don't you mean Mother Fucker. Well fuck you, mother fucker. I believe that is how it should be used properly in a sentence(lowercase not upper, fucker). Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. Isn't that profane? Bitches and hoz's freaks you know here we go. Uh, i have the third post.
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TheWitchingHour
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Date: January 29, 2002 @ 7:26 AM
I had to work today..I can't wait till the weekend till I get shit face fucked up. The Damn Rioport is close but not fucking close enough to what the shitty faced fans want. Damn I'm tired enough to sleep to the end of the fucking millenium.  Bye.
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MrXero
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Date: January 29, 2002 @ 9:32 AM
well I wasn't calling anyone a M-Fer so I opted with Motha F*ck. It's from Jay and Silent Bob strikes back. Motha F*ck, motha f*ck noinch noinch noinch. 1,2,1,2,3,4, noinch noinch noinch.
Uh... Simon are you saying my graphics are colorful or very poor? Well entertaining is good though.
I actually got to sleep last night, I'm slacking off on my work out I ditched the gym again... this is bad.
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milladrive
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Date: January 29, 2002 @ 9:38 AM
Fuck this shit. Zen sux cow cunt, and motherfucker is one goddamn word. 
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MrXero
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Date: January 29, 2002 @ 9:49 AM
heh milla, funny
Hey milla how come you don't write any articles anymore?
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Frawgster
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Date: January 29, 2002 @ 10:04 AM
http://www.m-w.com
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4 entries found for fuck
1 usually obscene : COPULATE -- sometimes used in the present participle as a meaningless intensive
2 usually vulgar : MESS 3 -- used with with transitive senses
1 usually obscene : to engage in coitus with -- sometimes used interjectionally with an object (as a personal or reflexive pronoun) to express anger, contempt, or disgust
2 usually vulgar : to deal with unfairly or harshly : CHEAT, SCREW
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One entry found for cunt
1 usually obscene : the female pudenda; also : coitus with a woman
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2 entries found for shit.
1 usually vulgar : EXCREMENT
2 usually vulgar : an act of defecation
3 usually vulgar : NONSENSE, CRAP
4 usually vulgar : any of several intoxicating or narcotic drugs; especially : HEROIN
5 usually vulgar : DAMN 2
6 usually vulgar : a worthless, offensive, or detestable person
1 usually vulgar : to defecate in
2 usually vulgar : to attempt to deceive : BULLSHIT
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Frawgster
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Date: January 29, 2002 @ 10:04 AM
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milladrive
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Date: January 29, 2002 @ 10:36 AM
Writer's cramp, Joe. ;p
Actually, words like fuck, shit, cunt, cock, arse, and fart were once very commonly used english words w/few negative connotations until the 17th and 18th Centuries when Catholicism began to spread en masse to England. Many 4-letter English words were deemed "vulgar" and replaced w/their latin equivalents, like coitus, feces, vagina, penis, et cetera. Many 4-letter English words of old are still used just fine, such as fool, jerk, or dope, but since they don't refer to body parts or bodily functions, they were deemed okay. Isn't it the silliest thing you've ever heard?
btw, i'm just kiddin', Joe. Time is really the problem. I should be back, back in the new york groove before too long, tho. i just need to concentrate on some other shit 1st. ...like posting useless nonsense in the forum. heh
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MrXero
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Date: January 29, 2002 @ 10:40 AM
You forgot scumbag which was the olden term for a condom. 
Ah well it's been a while since we've seen a good ol' work of milla is all. Good to see you at least postin' stuff. 
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Fozzie
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Date: January 29, 2002 @ 10:44 AM
POOR!
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milladrive
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Date: January 29, 2002 @ 11:45 AM
Thanx, Joe.
Well actually, "condom" has been around a little longer than the use of the conjunctive word scum+bag to refer to the male prophylactic, and "condom" was heavily tabooed for centuries until the 2nd half of the 20th Century. You're close, tho, in that scum was long used to refer to what we now know as semen (the Latin word) till around the same time as those other words (and others) were degraded.
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pressf8
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Date: January 29, 2002 @ 3:45 PM
The profanity really cheapens the normally professionaly appearance of DMusic...
Who are these kids you guys are letting post these days?
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Frawgster
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Date: January 29, 2002 @ 4:01 PM
profanity...professionalism...shit...if i had a nickel for every so called 'professional' out there who swears more than most of us do, id be a rich rich man. besides, they're just words...syllables all put together to form sounds. if the content is good, looking 'professional' should be irrelevant.
OJ - who thinks way to many people are obsessed with 'professionalism'
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TheWitchingHour
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Date: January 29, 2002 @ 4:19 PM
LoL reminds me of when I worked in this small company anyway there was a mistake in the shipping schedule, the company owner cursed and kicked a hole in the wall (for real). Then looked at lowly me and said "What are you smiling at?". I smiled even bigger and replied "Now you know how we feel everyday." The old man broke out into laughter at this.
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milladrive
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Date: January 29, 2002 @ 5:22 PM
thank you, frawg. profanity is in the eye of the beholder. content is so much more important.
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mtbatol
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Date: January 29, 2002 @ 7:48 PM
Baaaaaaaaaah!!! OMMFG!! ludacris and ja rule over nas stillmatic?? Dammit i wish i seen this article yesterday so i can say some choice words that rhymes with gun of a witch! Hmmm... think i still can get away with it?
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MrXero
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Date: January 29, 2002 @ 8:14 PM
Well I sort of quit with the profanity but I won't tell if you swore. 
Kid's? I'm all man honey, who is this guy? I've been writing here for nearly a year!
not to mention I'm only like a year or two younger than the people who run this site. Well if that even. Hey but at least I got someone new to post!!!
Whoo-hoo!
I swear like a sailor and new readers show up... hmmm. If one were to think with some logic one would assume; by swearing more I'd recieve more replies.
But I'm never one to be logical so I'll just keep on posting nudie links instead. Naga-Noonch
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Frawgster
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Date: January 29, 2002 @ 8:25 PM
SNOOCH TO THE MOTHERFUCKIN DOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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MrXero
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Date: January 29, 2002 @ 8:31 PM
heh I dig your sound effect Frawg, funny. That pic kicks ass man the Frog looks like he's scheming to do something evil!
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Frawgster
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Date: January 29, 2002 @ 8:56 PM
oh he's scheming alright...he's scheming to actually try to learn how to use paintshop pro instead of creating makeshift pics 
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