Why...? Hello There!

Well it's Friday and I'm still sober... but I'm solving the problem slowly... 'glug 'glug.

Well honestly there isn't that much tonight for me to tell you. It's been a quiet day in the Music world. I heard on Howard Stern that Britney Spears was overheard saying that her and her boyfriend's relationship was like that of any normal couple implying that she may not be a virgin but just saying she is for the positive image... That hussy slut... I'm devestated! Appalled and shocked! Actually who cares, look at my profile to see something very odd about her.

Yeah so lets get this done with so we can all go home and feed our snakes.

As the Musical World turns

Phil Collins helps the kids
Credit Yahoo! News

News Bite:
British singer and songwriter Phil Collins will perform in Geneva Saturday to raise funds for a charity foundation he and his Swiss wife Orianne set up to help aspiring entertainers and athletes.

Collins, who lives in a village in the wine-growing region of western Switzerland, also said he would release a new album by the end of the summer. It would be ``far more experimental'' as for the first time he used a computer for composing and mixing.

But the former Genesis drummer and lead singer conceded that deafness in his left ear, following a viral infection more than a year ago, was a handicap.

There's more to this article so go read about Phil

Joe's D-Thoughts:
Phil Collins is deaf? Whoa, I guess it's cool that he's helping young musicians. What I find amazing is how chunky his wife is. You'd think that a famous musician would get like supermodels rather than average girls. But Lennon had Yoko, who is just nasty and her singing sounds like someone swinging a screaming cat by it's tail. And Cobain actually touched Courtney? ugh. Oh well not my business though. I just find it a shock that they're not all like Kid Rock and nailing the likes of Pam Anderson.

News you should have read earlier at Dmusic

See I told you there was like no news today, yeah I agree that news bite sucked too.

But Heidi reported a good piece of news today. She tells you about mp3.com sueing their former legal counsol cause the guy sucked. Go and read all about it.

Other News Stuff

Well seems like nobody really likes my D Musical Notes logo so if any of you would like to make me one I'd be happy to use it on a daily basis and you can tell all your friends that you hooked up that guy at Dmusic who can't make a good graphic. Yeah if you do tell your friends even I'd laugh at you. Well I'll only use your logo if I like it though.

Yesterday I mentioned that X-Files will end this May and now it looks like David Duchovny will return to bury the show. Well at least he was there at the end to bury what he kind of started.

It looks like Hitachi will be making wearable PCs for gaming and other computer type activities while not stuck down anywhere. This is pretty sweet go check out the Press Release

Yeah i'm done time to get further $h!tty and throw up.

Joe

remove the image from the dmusical posts please.

btw, dmusic staff, not every news post needs an image!

Ahahaha pitiful modem users. You will fall under the power of my 3 meg DSL!

Muwahahaha

ouch, and it's been removed too

sorry

eh it'd really look bad since my article is Daily so we could have a slow week and the page would be covered by my logo