Get this!
MPAA spokeslawyers insist that they not be
identified by name in reports from
press-conference
Posted by Cory Doctorow, September 30, 2008
7:31 PM | permalink
The MPAA is suing RealNetworks for making a
product that will rip a DVD, crap it up with
DRM, and store it on your hard-drive. The
MPAA says that only their stupid DRM, and
not RealNetworks' stupid DRM, can be used to
cripple DVDs. My take? A pox on both their
houses.
Except this:
Lawyers for the MPAA, in a
teleconference with reporters, said
Kaleidesape and RealDVD are circumventing
"technology designed to prevent copying."
The lawyers, who asked that their names
not be published, said they were concerned
"Consumers will think this is a legal
product...when in fact it is totally
illegal."
Wait wait wait wait: what? These unnamed
lawyers are on a press-call with the media,
as spokespeople for their company, and they
"asked that their names not be published?"
And journalists complied?
Truly, this is a new low in chickenshittery
that has me scraping my jaw off my chest.
These lawyers aren't deep-throat
whistle-blowers sneaking information out of
their employers' filing cabinets: they're
the official spokespeople for the firm. And
they get anonymity?
So what happens in the future -- after the
MPAA gets its ass handed to it by the court
-- if we want to argue that the MPAA's
lawyers have a long history of going around
saying that software is "totally illegal"?
Do the MPAA get to deny it, because no one
can name the spokesperson who said it?
And why on earth would the journalists honor
such a request? "Unnamed MPAA lawyer says
stupid thing" fails one of the important Ws
of reporting: Who said it? MPAA,
RealNetworks Wage Court Battle Over
DVD-Copying Software