Toronto, ON
The public was reportedly "stunned", "sickened", and "moistened" by the unexpected and thoroughly ascetic actions carried out by Toronto self-proclaimed "fucking idiots" Dean Williams and Steve Mason. Challenging themselves to write an entire song using nothing but samples from Gino Vanelli's "Night Walker" LP (1971), they pushed the damp manilla envelope of good taste and a few buttons, too.
For the safety of the public and also out of sheer spite, the record in question was throughly keyed and then stomped on for good measure following the successful sampling session. At press time, the remnants of the record reside in the vegetable crisper of Mr. Mason's (a.k.a. in_tense of Chill Productions) refridgerator, unbeknownst to him.
A snicker Dean Williams (a.k.a QuasiMojo of Chill Productions) was quoted as saying "maybe that'll make the shit a little fresher, because it's ripe right now."
It is worth noting that the record was randomly selected by an employee of Toronto's reknowned record store "Rotate This" from a bin of $1.00 records at the request of the two tinkering tracksmiths. When asked for pricing on the clearly marked $1.00 record, the record store clerk promptly replied "Just take it".

As of press time, this self-proclaimed "masturpiece" is being prepared for distribution to the public under the title "Gino Vanilla (My Nutsack)" and will be available for download from quasimojo.dmusic.com and www.chillproductions.com

Lock up your daughters!

freaky...not bad tho. however from what i read it looks like this guy used Gino Vannelli's record just because he picked that one from a big box of records, rather than because he thought the record was so cool. to me that looks like kind of a diss towards the creator of the source material, in this case Gino Vannelli. "Gino Vannilla (my nutsack" ? don't diss the G, man.

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