TOP TEN WAYS AL QAEDA AND THE RIAA ARE ALIKE

1) Hated by many Americans and free people around the world
2) Actions by both groups have caused monetary losses and emotional grief by Americans
3) Neither group wants you listening to major label rock music for free
4) Both groups want the world to return to a simpler time and age where they had more
control over people
5) Both groups headed by a-holes
6) Both groups release outrageously false propaganda videos
7) Both groups have affiliated organizations with the same goals of installing
fear into those they disagree with
8) Both groups act as if your average American is their enemy
9) World would be better off without both groups
and the Number Ten way they are alike (Shmoo...cue drumroll....)
10) BOTH GROUPS LOOKING FOR VIRGINS

11) The threat of both groups is highly overrated

both groups refuse to see truth unless it matches their own definition of things.

Both groups enjoy the occassional sexual venture with goats, sheep and camels

Al Queda and the RIAA both like to go bowling on Saturday night and fishing for trout down at the creek on a lazy Sunday afternoon when the sun is shining and there isn't a cloud in the sky.

They also both eat baby kittens alive.

I thought fish lived in water, NOT SAND!

-Dave

What is MY oil doing under YOUR sand?

: )