So on my latest story, I met with a great guy named Leflaw! He wears the cutest little brown slippers! Anyway, what a great dude. I am his biggest fan, so I was just THRILLED to find out that I was chosen to get the opportunity to shake this dude's hand and have a little conversation with him. A conversation about what you ask? Disco...

So I asked him what his favorite candy bar was and he said these exact words... "Snickers...because I love to snicker!" And I was like, "Woaaaahhh those are words of wisdom, dude!" He just laughed and threw his stuffed donkey at me.

Finally, I began my next sentence, "Duuuude---" and he cut me off like an angry woman castrating a poor, helpless old man... No, he didn't CASTRATE me... Sorry, bad simile. But he was like, "No, I don't have an extra pair of slippers to give you. These are MY slippers!" With that, he turned around, leaving me there in awe and confusion. Yep, that's right folks. He read my mind!! Not only is he a mad friggin' GENIUS, but he has psychic abilities. He could probably punch a hole through Chuck Norris' face, too.

With that said, Leflaw is definitely my biggest hero. Just look at this sexy beast! Who DOESN'T want to be like him?? And apparently, he loves his moam too...

Fin

What...a guy

well come on now there is alot of moam too love.
and leflaw what else is there to say but
"dude you ate my snickers,,,arrgh!"

I hope leflaw read this!