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How to Dissuade Yourself from Becoming a Blogger
Posted by Bluegrassleflaw in on September 13, 2006 at 8:27 AM

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How to Dissuade Yourself from Becoming a Blogger

What a buzz all the bloggers are making these days! It seems like just about everybody is pouring their musings into a text box. Are you feeling tempted to start a blog of your own? Here are some ways to bypass the trend.
Steps

1. Find five completely random blogs, and read them daily for a month. After thirty days, you will absolutely dread your self-imposed requirement to read all that dreck. Any blog you create will most likely be on par with what you've been reading. Don't put anyone through that.
2. Consider that your voice, even if it is truly a good one, is a tiny peep against the massive wave of tripe out there. The odds of anyone you don't already know finding your blog are low.
3. Write on a regular basis in Wordpad instead. If that doesn't satisfy your urge, and you feel that you must post your blog online, then you might just be craving attention and validation--which you'll never truly find in a blog. If you give up on your Wordpad journal after about three days, you'll do the same with a blog that just takes up server space.
4. Ask yourself if you really have the time to commit to a blog. What about that treehouse you wanted to build? Or the book you wanted to write? Or the car you wanted to fix up? Or the restaurant you wanted to take your wife to? Or the new career you wanted to pursue? Instead of writing about pretty much nothing, or whining about all the things you wish you were doing instead, start doing something that'd actually be worth writing about. And if it's really worth writing about, you'll be having too much fun doing it to tear yourself away from it.


Tips

* If attention and validation is what you're looking for, know that you will get neither from blogging. As above, very few people will ever know that your blog (or you, by proxy) exists. Of those who do find it, a large percentage will be flamers and trolls, who will only post comments to you about how you suck. The remainder of comments posted to your blog will be sappy treacle, which you won't trust as being sincere anyway.
* Consider writing on a wiki instead. Unlike most blogs, wikis like Wikipedia and wikiHow are read by millions of people each month. Several wikiHow authors receive "fan mail" messages every day from appreciative readers. In addition, many authors discover that they enjoy the wiki collaborative writing process more than writing in solitude.


Warnings

* The information you post on the Internet is likely to linger for years and years to come, as web pages are archived by "snapshot" services like the Wayback Machine. Once it's out there, you can't take it back. An employer running a Google search on your name years down the line might be turned off by your now documented obsession with your cat.


User Comments

AlienChillinBuzz
Date: September 13, 2006 @ 2:43 PM
blog off :D (Big Grin)

and an obsession with pussies aint always a bad thing Angel

i shouldn't say any more, i used to have nearly 1000 blogs... oops, JOURNALS... on here :D (Big Grin) attention craving? oh indeed.... now COME LISTEN TO MY MUSIC ;D (Devious)

:P (Razz)
Bluegrassleflaw
Date: September 13, 2006 @ 3:05 PM
right on.
DMemberJLBRMECHANIC
Date: September 14, 2006 @ 1:52 AM
To be quite honest guys I had a two blogs and ended up terminating them both. Reason? Just didn;t feel it was important and nobody was interested in hearing what I have to say.
ElectronicJanTosh
Date: September 14, 2006 @ 7:13 PM
I just keep a private one that only a handful of people can see.
Advancedpepe512000
Date: September 14, 2006 @ 9:49 PM
...or they (blogs) can give the police some insight as to what makes a person take a gun to hunting down school kids, then taking his own life, as to what just happened in a Montreal school yesterday.

JLBRMECHANIC I just read what you wrote and found it interesting..ALL people have something to offer someplace, sometime...keep that in mind...
Otherindependentm...
Date: September 15, 2006 @ 7:33 PM
"How to Dissuade Yourself from Becoming a Blogger"

Is there a 12-step program for those of us who have been doing it since before "blogging" became a word?

lol
DMemberCriticalCodger
Date: September 15, 2006 @ 11:35 PM

Good one, Shmoo!
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