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Bin Laden wants Whitney Houston.
Posted by Bluegrassleflaw in on August 22, 2006 at 7:23 AM

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Terror mastermind Osama bin Laden is so obsessed with singer Whitney Houston he thought about killing her husband, Bobby Brown, it was claimed last night.

The suggestion is made by Sudanese poet and novelist Kola Boof, who claims she was bin Laden's sex slave for four months 10 years ago.

In her autobiography, Diary of a Lost Girl, she writes: "He told me Whitney Houston was the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen."

Boof, 37, who claims bin Laden raped her and held her prisoner in a Moroccan hotel, says he could not stop talking about the songbird, even though he disapproved of music.

"Osama kept coming back to Whitney Houston," she says in the book, excerpted in the magazine Harpers' Bazaar. "He asked if I knew her personally when I lived in America. I told him I didn't.

"He said that he had a paramount desire for Whitney Houston, and although he claimed music was evil he spoke of someday spending vast amounts of money to go to America and try to arrange a meeting with the superstar.

"It didn't seem impossible to me. He said he wanted to give Whitney Houston a mansion that he owned in a suburb of Khartoum.

"He explained to me that to possess Whitney he would be willing to break his colour rule and make her one of his wives.

"Whitney Houston's name was the one that would be mention constantly.

"How beautiful she was, what a nice smile she has, how truly Islamic she is but is just brainwashed by American culture and by her husband Bobby Brown, whom Osama talked about having killed, as if it were normal to have women's husbands killed."

Boof, who once claimed she had to take her son out of a Los Angeles school after rumours surfaced that bin Laden was his father, also claims the Al Qaeda mastermind read more than the Koran.

"In his briefcase I would come across photographs of the Star magazine, as well as copies of Playboy," she writes.

She also says his favourite television shows were The Wonder Years, Miami Vice and MacGyver.


User Comments

OtherIsrafel
Date: August 22, 2006 @ 8:43 AM
Something about this just cracks me up. I dont know if it is because he wanted to kill Bobby Brown or if it is because one of his favorite tv shows was "MacGyver". Rolling On Floor Laughing! Either way, pretty damn funny article!
Advancedpepe512000
Date: August 22, 2006 @ 3:07 PM
Hey, maybe they could use Whitney as a decoy to flush Bin Laden out......put her to work for the FBI. :) (Smile)
Otherindependentm...
Date: August 22, 2006 @ 6:19 PM
Bin Laden can have all the RIAA pop divas he wants.

(Lol, actually, they'd probably be better off with him than with their labels.)
AlienChillinBuzz
Date: August 22, 2006 @ 6:21 PM
Bobby who? ;) (Wink)
AdvancedFraDonaghy
Date: August 22, 2006 @ 6:24 PM
Maybe we could use Bin Laden as a decoy to get Whitney instead ;) (Wink)
She inspired Patrick Bateman and got high, and ruined that Dolly Parton song.. I say she might find her soulmate in Osama.
Otherindependentm...
Date: August 22, 2006 @ 7:44 PM
Whitney enjoys abusive relationships. Bobby Brown, the RIAA label she works for, and now Osama???

(Too funny!)
Advancedpepe512000
Date: August 22, 2006 @ 7:50 PM
So Bin Laden has the hots for Whitney..and apparently Playboy magazine...now I really HAVE lost all respect for the guy....just can't let this one go..it really IS funny!
DMemberCriticalCodger
Date: August 22, 2006 @ 7:52 PM

"Hey, maybe they could use Whitney as a decoy to flush Bin Laden out....."

Our government isn't (and never was) actually interested in capturing Bin Laden.
Advancedpepe512000
Date: August 22, 2006 @ 9:57 PM
You know CriticalCodger, I was going to ask you why? but I'm afraid it might be a really long, drawn out explanation ;) (Wink)
DMemberCriticalCodger
Date: August 23, 2006 @ 12:44 AM

Yeah, Pepe, it will take a little time to develop the rationale. . . somewhat akin to solving a mystery.
And first, some facts will need to be presented, too.
ElectronicDJTalyn
Date: August 24, 2006 @ 12:26 AM
Maybe he just wants someone he can smack around and won't do anything about it. She has a history of that.
DMemberCriticalCodger
Date: August 24, 2006 @ 1:41 AM

I can make a compelling case, but I don't know if enough people would be interested.
Taking time and space for me to assemble the preponderance of evidence that I've archived from many years back. . . I'd do it if at least several folks cared.

DMemberCriticalCodger
Date: August 24, 2006 @ 1:45 AM

. . . about how our government hasn't really made a sincere effort to capture or kill Mr. Laden when they had a good chance. It goes back to the Clinton years too.


DMemberCriticalCodger
Date: August 24, 2006 @ 1:52 AM

. . . and has continued through the Dubya years.
In fact, at one point, our current commander-in-chief said it doesn't really matter if Bin Laden is captured or not.

I guess letting him off the hook when he was surrounded at Tora Bora didn't matter, either.
DMemberCriticalCodger
Date: August 24, 2006 @ 1:58 AM

It probably matters more to Dubya to have the guy stick around and occasionally release a video or message at a politically opportune time (as he has done in the past).


And I'm not the only guy who knows about this kind of stuff.
DMemberCriticalCodger
Date: August 24, 2006 @ 2:34 AM

The Bush family's association with the family of you-know-who goes back at least to 1978.

BTW: You can't put Bush and you-know-who in the same sentence across the internet without a supercomputer in the basement of the White House intercepting and filing that information away.
Not everyone knows about that.
(Frankly, I have good reason for believing I know quite a bit.)
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