SPIRAL GALAXY COLLISION (ticker: SGC, exchange: NASDAQ) PRESS RELEASE:
2/1/05, FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE, 5 minutes from now:

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Spiral Galaxy Collision is proud to announce the appointment of Kingo Sleemer-Mellencamp as the newest addition to SGC. Kingo will be handling vocal duties, tape manipulation, various guitarulablings, weirdness co-governessing, and spicing of all soups. SGC would like to point out that Kingo will continue being a major part of Halaka, as well as starting shortstop of the Nippon Ham Fighters.

In typical grandiose SGC fashion, this announcement arrives with more sonic goodness from the band -- the new release of "The room where your body is - Part I - The Room," the first track with contributions from Kingo.

SGC beat architect mux is overjoyed at Kingo's arrival into the SGC Brood, "I thought he was totally the only cool one on Temptation Island, I'm totally going to start scoring some major league lady-ass now. Bla-fucking-dooooow."

SGC guitarist and janitor of the SGC Dojo furiousBall commented, "I hope this puts an end to the rumors that we were in negotiations with the Junkyard Dog to become our singer." He continued, "I'm hungry, I could really go for some tacos or something."

Investors, analysts, media and the general public will also have the opportunity to listen to the new track over the Internet by visiting Spiral Galaxy Collision's web site at spiral.dmusic.com. To listen to the live presentation, please visit the web site at least 15 minutes early to register, download and install any necessary audio software.
http://spiral.dmusic.com
http://halaka.dmusic.com
http://www.fighters.co.jp/
http://www.midsouthwrestling.com/jyd.html

"Safe Harbor" Statement under the Private Securities Litigation Reform Act of 1995: Statements in this press release regarding SGC's business which are not historical facts are "forward-looking statements" that involve risks and uncertainties. For a discussion of such risks and uncertainties, which could cause actual results to differ from those contained in the forward-looking statements, see "Risk Factors" in the Company's Annual Report or Form 10-K for the most recently ended fiscal year.

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Hahaha Brilliant!