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Man says fish stick has Jesus' face
Posted by AdminCodeWarrior in on November 24, 2004 at 8:45 AM



"Canadian Press
Nov. 24, 2004 12:00 AM

KINGSTON, Ontario - An eastern Ontario man is hoping to make a bit of money by auctioning a fish stick he says looks like Jesus.

Fred Whan, who has kept the fish stick in his freezer since burning it at dinner a year ago, decided Tuesday that it was time to thaw it out so he could sell it on eBay.

A Florida woman recently sold a decade-old grilled cheese sandwich with the toasty visage of what's purported to be the Virgin Mary for $28,000, according to the eBay Web site. advertisement




Whan said he made the discovery while cooking dinner for his kids and several other children he was baby-sitting.

"I burned a few fish sticks, and I said, 'Who wants a fish stick?' and no one wanted them because they were burnt, so I thought I'd better give them to the dogs," he said Tuesday.

When he flipped over one of the pieces of fish to remove it from the pan, it seemed the face of a man was staring up at him.

"I said, 'That looks like a rock singer,' and then my son goes, 'It looks like Jesus,' and I said, 'Well, it does, yeah,' " he said."

From
http://www.azcentral.com/arizonarepublic/local/articles/1124fishstick24.html


User Comments

DMemberLXI
Date: November 24, 2004 @ 8:53 AM
I bet they both drank the same LSD laced water.....
IntermediateNiceGuy2003
Date: November 24, 2004 @ 9:35 AM
Seeing as they're from Ontario, I wouldn't be surprised.
Advancedgoldenpi
Date: November 24, 2004 @ 9:59 AM
Relivency?

Fakes will start appearing soon - I could make a mary-toast easily. Just cut the shape from reflective foil, cover the toast and insert in toaster.
Advancedawehr
Date: November 24, 2004 @ 10:41 AM
more subtlety is required than that...
you would have to make the equivalent of shading with variable sized holes on the foil

it would indeed be a pain.
RockgdZiemann
Date: November 24, 2004 @ 11:08 AM
Yeah, I can see it now. Jesus is hanging out in heaven with his dad. They look down and see Iraq, Darfur, Afghanistan, Jerusalem, Chechnya and the rest of the world's problems.

And God says, "You know, son... I think everything will be all right if the humans find you in the frozen food section. Your mom is going to be a cheese sandwich."
Rockimemine
Date: November 24, 2004 @ 11:36 AM
The end of the world is near! Nodding :fishstick: South Park Jesus If I were Jesus I would definitely consider appearing in fish sticks! But only with the firm agreement that the Virgin Mary’s face would appear in a side of tarter sauce! Yep! So, who would Jesus bomb? That's what I'd ask the fish stick!
JazzJazzmary2U
Date: November 24, 2004 @ 11:43 AM
Laughing My Arse OffLaughing My Arse OffLaughing My Arse Off
DMemberstilltrying
Date: November 24, 2004 @ 11:03 PM
Coming out of the woodwork I see!!! What's next ???? Faces of all the saints in a chilli dog????? Who ever buys this crap remind me of the Riaa. DUMB!!!!! I wonder if I could sell the Pacfic Ocean to the Dumbass who bought the cheese sandwich????????
Advancedpepe512000
Date: November 25, 2004 @ 8:59 AM
stilltrying sell the Pacfic Ocean ?

Only if you bottled it....
DMemberJefrystube
Date: November 25, 2004 @ 3:35 PM
If you had both the Virgin Mary grilled-cheese sandwich and the Jesus Christ fishstick, could you feed the multitude of 5000?
RockgdZiemann
Date: November 25, 2004 @ 9:16 PM
No, but there will be enough whine for everyone.
AdvancedPhantomGhost
Date: November 26, 2004 @ 3:58 AM
See this: http://www.komotv.com/kenschram/story.asp?ID=34111.

One local newsguy does a satire...it's extremely hilarious.
IntermediateRocketGib
Date: November 26, 2004 @ 4:34 PM
Don't forget the tomato soup! (This one was in response to the sandwich actually. http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1523&item=5537311653&rd=1#ebayphotohosting

Rolling On Floor Laughing!
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