Fi: Full name!
Andrea: Andrea Gerber... What the fuck is this, Fi?! You know it!
Fi: You, shoosh. DOB?
Andrea: You know it!
Fi: You expect me to fucking memorize it?
Andrea: November 23rd, 1987.
Fi: Where will you be when you're 21?
Andrea: You're asking me?! Just say Switzerland. I don't know.
Fi: What are your favourite bands?
Andrea: Oh my god... there are so many... Dashboard Confessional, Black Eyed Peas, SOAD, Blink, The Vines...
Fi: Does that mean that you like one song by The Vines, or does that actually mean that you like The Vines...
Andrea: It means I like The Vines.
Fi: Very good. What's your personal favourite Virago song?
Andrea: I really need to know what you're doing now. What are you doing?
Fi: An interview for our site type thingy.
Andrea: WE HAVE A SITE!? FI! Can we delete bits of this later? I'm just making this up off the top of my head... Did you say I like Blink!? Argh... what was the question? My favourite would probably be 'Turpentine'.
Fi: Most intelligent. What would you do if you had a pink crayon?
Andrea: A pink crayon?! I'd draw a circle on Fi's nose to get back at her for rubbing cue chalk on Charlotte's nose.
Fi: It had to be done.
Andrea: You're insane. So insane.

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