Dear Sir or Madam:
I have been informed you are a person of the
highest quality and I am being so bold as to
contact you in a matter of the utmost
sensivity. My great uncle, Bubba, was the
High Chancellor of the Department of Finance
for our modest country of Bobbaloo, working
under Vice Chancellor Ricky Retardo, and his
assistant, Ms. Lucy. Due to a series of
unfortunate circumstances, Uncle Bubba, had
to make a hasty exit from the country, but
had the foresight to bury about 1000000
quatloos, in a flowerpot, and another
10000000 quatloos in a used, queen sized
mattress, covered with pink flowers. After
dedicating ten years of my life, I have
managed to locate the flowerpot and
mattress. It is in a doublewide trailer home
in slower Slobovia. As soon as I am once
again in possession of the quatloos (not
sure how much the rate of conversion of
quatloos are to dollars), I would reward my
partner with half of the quatloos.
I only need approximately 500,000 dollars to
pay off a few high placed Slobovian
officials, in order to gain entrance to the
country.
I have heard, that although you are a
minimum wage employee of Best Buy, you may
have sufficient financial resources to
become my partner in this profitable venture.
Please do not share this information with
anyone, as it is of the utmost secrecy.
Please e-mail me back at:
quatloomillionaire@myemail.net or call
1-800-555-scam as soon as possible .

[parody]